Santa: Off late, I have been doing a lot of charity work. Banta: That's very thoughtful. What's your particular area of philanthropy? Santa: I volunteer my opinion just about almost anything and everything.
Banta: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? Santa: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Santa to Banta, "Did you hear that joke about the Egyptian guide who showed some tourists two skulls of Cleopatra - one as a girl and one as a woman?" Banta: No, let's hear it.